Guys, isn’t it great to be able to void our bladders while standing up. It’s not bragging, it’s just a fact. Of course we get forgetful sometimes and don’t close our fly. There are many humorous things that can be said to make you aware of that fact. For the healthy eater we all know it could be said “The cucumber has left the salad” or for the science fiction fan go with “Your pod bay door is open, Hal.” But since this is barn related, we saved that for last. Did you know that your barn door is open?

You didn’t look did you?